Phenomenal research on Cockroach

Sham S. Misri

Bob  got tired of being the butt of jokes and decided to do his PhD. Bob was looking out for a unique subject to write his thesis when he saw a cockroach. Bob placed the cockroach on the table and cut one of its legs. Then he said "WALK". The cockroach moved forward. Then Bob cut its second leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach managed to move forward. Then Bob cut its third leg and commanded "WALK". The cockroach managed to wriggle forward on one leg. Finally Bob cut its fourth leg and said "WALK". The poor cockroach could not move and lay helplessly on the table.

Bob repeats the same with over 100 cockroaches. He finds that the results in all his experiments match.

Bob is jubilant, "NOW" says Bob "My Thesis is ready” and proceeds to write it the synopsis. "WHEN YOU CUT FOUR LEGS OF A COCKROACH IT BECOMES DEAF"