Jokes

Sham S. Misri

Three guys- A Jew, an Italian and a Pole, signed up for a police academy. The Jew went in first and the captain said:” Before we admit you in the academy, we have to ask you one question: Who killed Jesus?”

“The Romans” answered the Jew.

“That is correct, you can enter the academy.”

Next it was the Italian’s turn. “Who killed Jesus?” asked the Captain.

“The Romans,” replied the Italian.

“You are correct, you can enter the academy.”

Finally it was the Pole’s turn. “Who killed Jesus?” asked the captain.

“I am not sure,” replied the Pole.

“Well,” said the captain. “Why don’t you go home and think about it?”

The Pole went home and said to his wife: “You won’t believe this! “My first day in the job and they give me a murder case to solve!”