Jokes

Sham S. Misri

A man walked into a bar and spotted a beautiful women sitting alone in the corner. He said to the bartender: “I want to buy that gorgeous-looking woman a drink. Have you got a Spanish fly?”

“I’m sorry we’re out of Spanish fly. But I have got a Jewish fly and it’s guaranteed to get her over here within 20 minutes of drinking it.”

So the man forked out ten dollars and asked the bartender to mix the Jewish fly into a champagne cocktail and to deliver it to the beautiful woman with his compliments. She drank it and, sure enough, 20 minutes later, she sauntered over to the bar, flung her arms around the man and whispered sensuously in his ear “Hey, big boy want to go shopping?”