The Three Point Puzzle

 

Episode 2: The Three-Point Puzzle

When the initial dust settled—and when journalists realized they couldn't simply ask, "Who exactly are these Dimagi Naxals?" without getting a philosophical thesis in response—the government decided to clarify.

Enter **Union Minister Kiren Rijiju**, armed with a three-point description that he delivered with the confidence of a man who had just solved a particularly difficult crossword puzzle:

Point One:  Those who support Maoists and reject the Indian Constitution.

Point Two: Those who stand with separatists and support Article 370 (the former special status of Jammu & Kashmir).

Point Three: Those who allegedly want to cut the "Chicken's Neck" (the Siliguri Corridor) to separate India's Northeast from the rest of the country.

The nation digested this information.

Some nodded sagely. Some scratched their heads. Some wondered if they had accidentally supported Article 370 at a dinner party once and should now be worried.

The government stressed that the term was *not aimed at ordinary opposition leaders or critics*a clarification that, obviously, made everyone wonder if they were the exception.

To be continued…Posted 13-9-2026