Sham S. Misri
A man walks into a bar sits down and orders a wine. He notices a big glass jar on the bar full of 50 dollar bills, and it has a sign on it "win the money". The guy asks the bar tender what he has to to do to win the money. Bar tender says "I got a horse in the back, if you can make him laugh you can keep the jar.”
The guy says all right. He goes in the back. After about 5 minutes the horse comes out laughing his head off. Guy takes the jar and leaves.
Guy come back a week latter and sees a jar full of 100 dollar bills and says what do I have to do this time? Bar tender says, now you have to make my horse cry.
Guy goes in the back, about 5 minutes later the horse comes out crying. Guy grabs the jar and starts walking out the door.
Bar tender stops him and says, how did you make the horse laugh and cry? The guy says, well last week i told him I had a bigger dick than he does, and this week I showed him.
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