Sunday, March 31, 2013

A Duel about Nothing



Sham S. Misri

It is said that King Louis Philippe of France fought a duel with Eugene de Godecharles because the latter mailed him a letter sealed with mucilage instead of wax. Modern envelopes had just come into existence and the recipient suspected that the sender had wetted the mucilage with his tongue.

Tuesday, March 26, 2013

The Fireproof Man



Sham S. Misri

India is a great country of sages, saints and yogis. Recently, a Yogi (One who does yoga) has performed an extraordinary ability to use a unique breathing technique to get into union with fire. The rare and unusual Fire Ritual performed by a Yogi from India is astonishing. The chemical analysis of his clothing and physical tests showed a supernatural phenomenon. The Yogi has performed this Fire Ritual for a total of 1000 days during the last 45 years.
The Yogi who weighs just 43 kilos says that he survives on only two bananas and a mere glass of milk with a few drops of water twice a day for the last 28 years. Many aspects of the Yogi are unbelievable, while at the same time he highlights the power and endurance of human mind, body and spirit.
Earlier it was Kuda Bux who did the great miracle of walking over the flaming pit. This he did on one hot summer night in the memory of New Yorkers. On a parking lot in Radio City, surrounded by sky scrapers, a ditch was dug. It was 240 cubic feet in volume, (20 ft. long by 4 ft. wide by 3 ft. deep).  The pit was filled with tons of oak logs and nearly 26 bags of charcoal. All the material in the pit was set on fire. At the end of 24 hours, the pit was red hot. No living creature could come within ten feet without being burned. The temperature was nearly 14000 F. When the pit was extremely hot a little man came and removed his shoes and began to step into the fiery pit. The audience there were astonished to see the man whose feet sank into embers deep up to his ankles. The spectators including doctors, cameramen, and reporters watched breathlessly. The man whose name was Kuda Bux walked with determination through the centre of the pit. A piece of raw meat thrown into the pit would have been reduced to cinders in a few seconds. When Kuda Bux came out of the burning pit, his feet were not even warm.
This fire walking feat was performed for the Believe it or not Radio programme on August 2nd, 1938.

Monday, March 25, 2013

The King’s Horses



The King’s Horses

Sham S. Misri


Once there was a king who could count only up to nine.
The king loved horses. But, he could never count all of them. He kept them in such a way that he needed to count only up to nine from each side.          
                       
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3
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How many horses did the king have?
                        Answer: 24.
One day a visitor with four horses came there. It was getting dark so he wanted to stay there at night. But the horse keeper was scared. If the king saw these extra horses he would be very angry!
The visitor said, “Don’t worry, the king will never know.”
So he arranged the horses like this:
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5
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5

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5
2

How many horses are there now?
                        Answer: 28

At night the king came to count the horses.
Along each side he counted nine horses.
“Ah! That is fine,” he said.
Then, he happily went to sleep.
In the morning the clever visitor hurriedly tried another trick.
He took out his own four horses. But he ran away with some of the king’s horses standing in this way.


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When the silly king came next time to count his horses, he did not find any horse missing.
How many horses are left now?  Nineteen.
How many of the king’s horses were taken away? Five.

                                                Sham S. Misri
                                                11.05.2010
                                                United Kingdom.





Saturday, March 23, 2013

King Zain-ul-Abidin's illness2




Sham S.Misri

The king once got a poisonous boil. The court physicians tried their skill but failed. The servants of the king at last found out that one Pandit Shrí Bhatta knew the antidotes of poisons and was well versed in the art of healing.
Pandit Shrí Bhatt, a local Vaid (physician) sitting in the ground floor room of his house which served as his clinic, was pulling hard at his Hookah (Hubble-bubble) while feeling the pulse of one of his patients. The charcoals in the Chillum (the small earthen pot atop the Hookah) refused to ignite. In disgust he threw down the long wooden pipe and hurriedly scribbled a prescription for the patient. His face was anxious and worried. Apparently he had something on his mind. He had received the other day, through one of his Muslim friends, a courtier, and a detailed report about King Zain-ul-Abidin's illness and also the inability of all the royal physicians to cure him. He was anxious to prove his worth as a physician and his friend had already recommended his name to the king. He was asked to reach the palace at noon that day and now that he had finished with his patients, he took his medicine box with him and left for the palace. The guard at the palace gate escorted Shrí Bhatt to the main building.
Here in the king’s room, silence prevailed everywhere and men and soldiers talked in hushed tones. The king's illness had engulfed everyone with deep anxiety. Everything looked dark and gloomy. Everything looked dim and dull.
Straightening the loose folds of his gown he walked with a light foot trying to avoid the sound of his footfalls. Presently he found himself at the doorstep of the king's bedroom. Shrí Bhatt, head bent, approached the vast bedstead upon which the king was reclining. Two royal physicians were changing the bandage of his infected wound, which a sinister looking boil at his back had turned into. Saluting the Sultan, he stood at a respectful distance. The royal physician addressed the king," Your Majesty, Shrí Bhatt is here. May we give him a try?" The Sultan made a noise of disgust. "Do what you think best, Shrí Bhatt. We are in great pain," he said, throwing the back of his hand to him. A chill caution of a trained physician entered Shrí Bhatt's mind. He unbandaged the wound and touched lightly the skin round it, which looked red and tender. He applied some medicine on it covering it with a bit of cotton wool and then bandaged it securely. "Tonight Your Majesty will enjoy sound sleep and within three days, God willing, sit up completely cured", he addressed his king. The king's thin and sunken face gave back a frank and weak smile in reply. That night the king felt relieved of much of the pain. It was late in the morning when he opened his eyes feeling refreshed after peaceful sleep. Whether it was the efficacy of Shrí Bhatt's medicine or his good fortune that did the trick none can tell. But after a few days the king was completely cured. He did attend the court as predicted by Shrí Bhatt. Sitting on his throne, he looked around for his patron and spotted him standing in a corner. He motioned him to his presence. Words came to him slowly as if he had to choose from a difficult dialect long forgotten. Short pauses in between expressed his gratefulness more eloquently than the words he spoke. The king asked Shrí Bhatt to name anything in the world and that would be granted to him. Shrí Bhatt expressed his gratitude for the magnanimous offer and said that His Majesty's recovery was all that he desired. Prompted by the king to speak out his mind as he was keen to do something for him, Shrí Bhatt kept silent. He felt like a prize winner who does not know how to carry his unwieldy trophy home. The king's eyes bored into his face as if trying to find a path leading to his mind. This time Shrí Bhatt looked straight into his eyes and saw in them a deep sea of generosity. Encouraged by the stately inclination of his head and the generous smile playing on his lips, he prayed that his Hindu subjects be let off the hook of tyranny and religious persecution so that their honor and religious freedom could be restored.
 Pleased with the reply, the king granted him his wish with a nod. That day after the Durbar was over; Shrí Bhatt walking along the narrow paths leading to his home felt strange insidious warmth engulfing his being after a long, long time. Tears of relief welled up in his heart and dribbled down his beard.
The king wanted to make gifts to Shrí Bhatta. But Shrí Bhatta refused to accept any. But when pressed hard, he made a request that the Tax on the Kashmir Brahmans was remitted. The selflessness shown by the physician Shrí Bhatta had its effect upon the mind of the king was great. The request was accepted and tax was remitted. The Brahmans were freed from the position of inferiority to which he was demoted by the previous kings.
Having cured the king and refused to accept a reward, Shrí Bhatta rose very high in the official favor. He was made the court physician. His influence both with the king and his own people was very great. This influence he utilized in the rehabilitation of his people. The king was all prepared for this. He wanted peace and prosperity. The king bestowed his favors on men of merit (Brahmans) whose very existence had been endangered previously.”
The result was that many Brahmans who were forcibly converted during previous times were reconverted. Those who had fled away came back in large numbers. The king gave them rent-free lands. The Brahmans were free to practice their religion and some temples that were damaged during the previous rule were repaired. Many Sanskrit books were translated into Persian and similarly Persian books into Sanskrit. A free kitchen was established for saints and other Brahmins. Schools were established for the propagation of Sanskrit learning. In his time full relief was given to the Brahmans. No wonder that the king came to be known as Bhatta Shah i. e., the king of Bhattas. Free lands were given to them.