Sham S. Misri
A lady approaches her priest and tells him "Father, I
have a problem. I have two female talking parrots, but they only know how to
say one thing."
"What do they say?" the priest inquired.
"They only know how to say, 'Hi, we're prostitutes.
Want to have some fun?'"
"That's terrible!" the priest exclaimed, "but
I have a solution to your problem. Bring your two female parrots over to my
house and I will put them with my two male talking parrots that I taught to
pray and read some books of wisdom. My parrots will teach your parrots to stop
saying that terrible phrase and your female parrots will learn the joys of
praise and worship."
"Thank you!" the woman responded.
The next day the woman brings her female parrots to the
priest's house. His two male parrots are holding the rosary beads and praying
in their cage. The lady puts her two female parrots in with the male parrots
and the female parrots say "Hi we're prostitutes, want to have some fun?"
One male parrot looks over at the other male parrot and
exclaims, "Put the beads away, brother. Our prayers have been
answered!"
