Wednesday, August 8, 2012

Madhumalithi*

Sham S.Misri

A Brahmin lived on the banks of Yamuna River. He had an extremely beautiful daughter. Her name was Madhumalithi. When she grew up, the Brahmin wanted a good husband for his daughter. He started searching for a handsome, intelligent and well-mannered boy befitting his daughter’s immense beauty.
After some time, three friends visited the Brahmin’s house. All of them were handsome and intelligent. They had seen the girl at a fair. Each one of these boys felt that they would give up their lives for the sake of Madhumalithi. They approached Brahmin, the father, and requested for the hand of Madhumalithi in marriage. Brahmin was in fix. Neither he nor his wife could decide upon any of these three young men. They, therefore, left this decision to their daughter.
One day, the Brahmin invited the three boys to his house. As all the three young men were equally good-looking and intelligent, the girl also found it difficult to decide whom to wed. When Madhumalithi was sitting in her room thinking about her decision, a snake suddenly entered the room and bit her. Unfortunately, she died. Her young suitors were extremely grieved.
These three young men had loved Madhumalithi very deeply and so, they decided to spend their lives in her memory.
After Madhumalithi was cremated, one of the young men collected her ashes, immersed them in the river Ganges and started living close by.
The second one built a hut at the place where the cremation took place, and spread the ashes, and lived there.
The third one roamed from one holy place to another, all the time remembering Madhumalithi, her beauty and her grace. He led the life of a saint. One day when he was travelling, he happened to stay for one night with a Tantric (a style of religious ritual and meditation). The Tantrik’s wife was very short tempered. That night, while she was preparing food for the guest, her baby started crying. In a fit of rage she threw the baby into the fire. The baby’s body turned into ashes.
Disgusted with what he saw, the Youngman wanted to leave. The Tantric asked him to stay for the night. The Tantrik then took some red clay in his hands and offered some prayer from his book.  He then sprinkled the red clay on the ashes of his. His son came to life again.  The Tantrik left the prayer book on the table and asked his wife to feed the guest and went to sleep.
The young man who watched this with astonishment wanted to bring back Madhumalithi to life. So, when the Tantric and his family were asleep, he stole the Magical spell Book and hurried back to his place. He managed to meet his other two friends to discuss about what he saw. They were very happy at the thought of bringing Madhumalithi to life again.
The man who had some of the ashes of Madhumalithi stored, brought them. The second young man who had been living on the banks of the Ganga sprinkled some Holy water of the Ganga. The third one, who had the Magical spell book in his possession, recited the Magical prayer. The Magic worked and Madhumalithi stood up from the ashes, more beautiful than ever.
The three suitors were thrilled. But then, they started fighting with each other. Each was claiming her as his own. One suitor claimed,” I chanted the magical spell, that’s why she got back her life”. Another one said, “I sprinkled the holy water on her and gave her a new life, she belongs to me”. The third one declared “after all I preserved her ashes all these years, otherwise how could she be made alive? Madhumalithi would become my wife”
This story was told by a vampire Betal to King Vikram. Betal wanted The King to resolve this problem. Who was the right suitor for the girl? King Vikram answered, that the Young man who gave her life by reciting the Magical Prayer would be like a father to her. And the suitor who immersed her ashes in the river behaved like a son towards a mother. The young man who led the life of a saint, renouncing everything and sleeping on the bed of ashes was the right suitor for her.
“You are absolutely correct” said Betal. Saying this, Betal sprang out of Vikram’s grasp and returned to the tree.
*(Adapted: Betal Pachesi)

Tuesday, August 7, 2012

Tenaliram Wins The Greatest Fool Award


Sham S.Misri
Long ago there was a king who used to celebrate Holi festival with great pomp and show. It included the selection of the 'greatest fool' of the kingdom. Many cultural and humorous items were organized on this festival. On this day the king would announce the greatest fool award. It was a very valuable award. People used to act in the funniest manner to get this award and the title. Tenaliram would always win the award by his intelligence and wit. The other courtiers used to get jealous of Tenaliram.  
Once on the festival of Holi the jealous courtiers decided to stop Tenaliram from attending the function. They tricked Tenaliram through his servant. They made the servant give a lot of drug (Bhang) to Tenaliram. The drug had its effect due to which Tenaliram got up in late noon. When he got up he dressed up and reached the venue of the function.

As Tenaliram entered the hall where the show was held, the king spotted him and spoke in anger: "Hey you fool Tenaliram! How could you forget the time of the function?”
All the courtiers were happy to see Tenaliram being abused by the king. But Tenaliram was unaffected and he said: "You are right, Your Majesty! I'm not only a fool but the greatest fool!"

"Yes Tenaliram! You are really the greatest fool" the king roared in rage. "Thanks a lot, Your Highness", replied Tenaliram: "Now you have yourself announced me as the greatest fool. Please give the award also!"

All the courtiers were confused. The king couldn't help uttering "Tenaliram! You are really very intelligent. The king had to award Tenaliram that year also with the award of “The Greatest Fool."

Monday, August 6, 2012

Weighing an Elephant

Sham S.Misri

Long ago, there was a king He had an elephant. The king loved the elephant very much. One day some of his servants were criticizing one minister of the king. They claimed that he only sat around and did not do any work. The king reminded them that to become a minister needs skill and intelligence. The king declared that he would give a test to everyone, including the minister to find out their intelligence. Whoever could pass the test could become the next minister.  
The king said, "Take this big elephant, weigh him and let me know the exact weight."  The ordinary men were baffled. Those days there were no big weighing scales available. How could they weigh  an elephant?  They could not do anything.  They came back to the king with no information.  Then the king turned to his minister and asked, "Will you kindly weigh this elephant?"  So in six minutes he came back and reported, "It is twenty mounds [1,920]."  The other men were standing open-mouthed in surprise.  "How is that?" they asked.  "Within six minutes he came back and he gave the exact weight!"  The king asked, "How did you weigh him?  Did you get some very big scale?"  "No sir," replied the minister.  "It is not possible to weigh the elephant on a scale.  It is very difficult."  "Then how did you weigh it?"  "I took it on a boat.  When I got him on the boat then I saw the watermark and I marked it.  Then, after getting the elephant off the boat, I added weight onto the boat, and when it came to the same watermark, and then I understood."  So the king addressed the servants and cautioned them, "Now you see the difference?"  They agreed, "Yes."

Saturday, August 4, 2012

Sir Walter Raleigh-weighs smoke

Sham S.Misri


Six foot tall, one of the bold young men of England, Sir Walter Raleigh, was born in 1552. This English aristocrat, writer, poet, soldier, courtier, spy, and explorer, was an officer in Queen Elizabeth's army.
One day, the queen was out for a walk in the royal park in London. She had her courtiers with her. On their path there was a muddy place over which the Queen had to go. The queen hesitated for a moment. Soon, there stepped from the bystanders a young man who threw his cloak down over the mud so that she might pass without soiling her shoes. When the queen had walked over it, she called the young man to her and offered to pay for the velvet cloak.
"The only pay I desire, your Majesty, is permission to keep the cloak; for since your Majesty's foot has pressed on it, it has become valuable indeed," was the reply of the young officer. The Queen was pleased at the answer, and asked his name. "Walter Raleigh, most gracious lady," said he. The next day she made him one of the guards in the royal household.
Raleigh soon grew into favor with the Queen. He was among the most brilliant and successful of all the courtiers. He wore a hat with a band of pearls, and his shoe-buckles cost several thousand dollars. He also had a suit of silver armor, studded with diamonds. He paid for all these things himself. He was a fine soldier, a sailor, and a good business man of his time.
On the orders of the queen, Raleigh founded a colony in America. The queen was cautious in saying that Raleigh had to do that at his own expense. Raleigh was adventurous. He fixed two ships, and collected a lot of poor people who were willing to go anywhere, and he sent them across the ocean to plant a colony in the New World. After four months' sailing, they came to the coast of North Carolina. Taking a look at the land, they sailed back home, and reported that the country was very beautiful, but that they would rather be in England. Raleigh named the land Virginia, in honor of the Virgin Queen.
The next year another company was sent out by Raleigh. They landed on Roanoke Island and started a colony, but in a short while they grew tired and a passing ship took them also back to England. Thus the second effort was a failure.
These colonists, however, brought back to Raleigh many products of the country, among other things some tobacco, which they told Raleigh the Indians burned in their pipes, drawing the smoke through their mouths. Raleigh liked the idea of smoking, and soon began to use tobacco like the Indians. As he sat in his room one day with his pipe, blowing the smoke into the air, his servant came in with a pot of water. He was amazed to see smoke coming out of Raleigh's mouth. "The master is on fire," he cried in alarm, and threw the water into Raleigh's face, very much to the latter's amusement.
One day while smoking before the Queen, Raleigh laid her a bet he could weigh the smoke coming from his pipe. The Queen accepted the bet. Raleigh thereupon weighed a small quantity of tobacco, smoked it all, and then carefully weighed the ashes. The difference between the weight of the tobacco and the weight of the ashes, he said, must be the weight of the smoke. The Queen laughingly paid the stake.
Raleigh married one of the Queen's maids r, which displeased Elizabeth and Raleigh lost his favored place at Court. In 1594 Raleigh heard of a "City of Gold" in South America and sailed to find it. After Queen Elizabeth died in 1603 Raleigh was imprisoned in the Tower, for allegedly being involved in the plot against King James I.
King James did not like Raleigh. There were many who were envious of Raleigh’s popularity. On the day of his trial, he pleaded his own cause. He spoke all day long, but he was condemned to death. He was kept in prison for fifteen years where he spent his time writing a history of the world.
He met death like a brave man. He asked to be executed in the morning hours. He had fever. He knew that if he waited until evening the chill would come and he would shake; thus his enemies might think he trembled for fear. His request was granted. As he mounted the block, he touched the headsman's axe, saying, "It is a sharp medicine, but it will cure all ills." He then laid his aged head upon the block, and, when the axe fell, the old courtier's troubles were over.

Books by the Author(s)

Cleopatra and Harmachis - Part-2: The Finding of Treasure

Friday, August 3, 2012

The Metal King

(A German Folk Tale) (Adapted)

Sham S. Misri

Long ago there was a mountain whose rocks were lined with gold and silver and joined with iron. Sometimes clouds of black smoke and red flames would be seen from the mountain side. Often a roaring sound was also heard.
When the villagers would see this, they would say: `` The Metal King is in his form. They knew that the feelings of the Metal King were towards the gold and iron which was in the heart of the mountain.
One day when the storm raged over the valley, the Metal King left his cave. He rode on the wings of the wind, with thundering shouts. He hurled his red-hot balls into the valley. Many peasants, their cattle, houses and crops were burnt.
But when the weather was soft and mild, and the breezes blew gently near his cave, the Metal King returned to his mountain. There were ploughshares and many other implements of iron. These he placed outside his cave door, as gifts to the poor peasants.
That time, there lived in that valley a lazy boy, who would neither till his fields nor do any work.  He was very greedy. He wanted to have gold without mining, and wealth and fame without labor. So, one day he set out to find the mountain treasure of the Metal King.
He took a lighted lantern in one hand, a hatchet in the other, and a bundle of twigs under his arm, and he entered the dark cave. The moment he entered  the bats flapped their wings in his face. Shivering with fear and cold, he pressed on through a long passage under an arched and blackened roof. As he passed along he dropped his twigs, one after another, so that they might guide him right when he returned.
He reached a place where the passage branched off in two directions,--to the right and to the left. Choosing the right-hand path, he walked on and at length came to an iron door. He struck it twice with his hammer. It flew open, and a strong current of air put out his light.
``Come in! Come in!'' shouted a voice like the rolling of thunder, and the cave echoes gave back the sounds.
Almost overcome by terror and shivering, the boy entered. As he stepped forward a dazzling light shone from the vaulted roof. The roof was upheld by massive columns, and there were shiny walls, and strange, figures.
The Metal King, huge and fierce-eyed, surrounded by other ministers of the Mines, sat upon a block of pure silver, with a pile of shining gold lying before him.
``Come in, my friend!'' he shouted again, and again. ``Come near, and sit beside me.''
The boy, pale and trembling moved ahead. He took his seat upon the silver block.
``Bring out the treasure,'' cried the Metal King. At his command the bars of gold, mounds of silver coin, and stacks of precious jewels were kept before the boy.
And when the boy saw all that wealth he felt to grasp it. When he tried to put out his hand, he found that he could not move his arm, nor could he lift his feet, nor turn his head.
``You see these riches,'' said the Metal King; ``they are but a handful compared with those you may gain if you work with us in the mines. Hard is the service but rich the reward! Only say the word, and for a year and a day you may have lot of money.''
``No,'' stammered the boy, in great terror, ``no, I came not to work. All I beg of you is one bar of gold and a handful of the jewels that lie here. If they are mine I can dress better than the village boys!''
``Lazy, ungrateful wretch!'' cried the Metal King. ``You want to seize the treasures gained through the hard labor of my without paying!  Go to your place! Don’t be lazy. Learn to work. Cast away thy unhappy nature and you shall turn stones into gold. Dig well your garden and your fields, sow them and tend them diligently, search the mountain-sides; and you shall gain through your mines of gold and silver!''
Just when the Metal King had spoken this, there was heard a crying as of night owls. A strong storm blew; it drove the boy along the dark passage, and down the mountain-side. In a minute he found himself on the steps of his own house.
From that time on a strange change came over the boy. He labored hard. He dug his fields, cultivated his garden, and did mining on the mountain-side. He grew to be the richest man in that country; but never again did he see the Metal King.


Books by the Author(s)

Cleopatra and Harmachis - Part-2: The Finding of Treasure

Thursday, August 2, 2012

My Visit to Stonehenge

Sham S.Misri

(From London)
I along with my wife Sarla, daughter Sanjla, her husband Sumit and grand children Shiva and Shanky visited The English Heritage, Stonehenge on 6th April, 2012. We commuted the distance by car. It is Located towards Southern England. Stonehenge is a wonder of ancient achievement and a symbol of mystery, power and patience. Its original purpose is unknown, but some have speculated that it was a temple made for the worship of ancient earth deities. Some people are of the opinion that it was an astronomical observatory, while there are some who say that it was a sacred site for the burial of high-ranking citizens from the societies of long ago.
The first Stonehenge was simple, just a circular ditch and was constructed about 5,000 years ago. It is believed that the ditch was dug with tools made from the antlers of red deer and, possibly, wood. The underlying chalk was loosened with picks and shovelled with the shoulder blades of cattle. It was then loaded into baskets and carried away.
By about 2,500 B.C. timber structure was built which rotted away. Then, huge stones came from Wales. The bluestones weigh up to 4 tons each and about 80 stones were used, in all. The giant stones which form the outer circle, weigh as much as 50 tons each. To transport them would have been a problem of greater magnitude.
 Stonehenge was the greatest temple in Britain. Its banks, ditches and standing stones arranged in sophisticated alignments to mark the passage of the sun and the changing seasons.     
Many of the original stones have fallen or been removed for home construction or road repair. The construction of Stonehenge has been an impressive engineering feat, requiring time and manual labour. It seems that the Stonehenge site was begun by the people of the late Neolithic period (around 3000 BC) and carried forward by people from time to time.
We were told about the legend of Stonehenge. A twelfth century writer, Geoffrey of Monmouth, in his History of the Kings of Britain, that Merlin brought the stones to Ireland. It was sometime in the fifth century, there had been a massacre of 300 British noblemen by the treacherous Saxon leader, Hengest. Geoffrey tells that the high king, Aurelius Ambrosius, wanted to create a fitting memorial to the slain men. Merlin suggested an expedition to Ireland for the purpose of transplanting the Giant's Ring stone circle to Britain. According to Geoffrey of Monmouth, the stones of the Giant's Ring were originally brought from Africa to Ireland by giants (who else but giants could handle the job?). The stones were located on "Mount Killaraus" and were used as a site for performing rituals and for healing. Led by King Uther and Merlin, the expedition arrived at the spot in Ireland. The Britons, none of whom were giants, apparently, were unsuccessful in their attempts to move the great stones. At this point, Merlin realized that only his magic arts would turn the trick. So, they were dismantled and shipped back to Britain where they were set up as they had been before, in a great circle, around the mass grave of the murdered noblemen. The story goes on to tell that Aurelius, Uther and Arthur's successor, Constantine were also buried there in their time*.
Present Day Stonehenge is situated in a vast plain, surrounded by hundreds of burial mounds.  The Stonehenge site is truly impressive. It is a place where much human effort was spent for a purpose we can only guess at. Some people see it as a place in magic and mystery, some as a place where their imaginations of the past, while others hold it to be a sacred place. Whatever its original purpose was, it is a place of honour.
A highway runs nearly 300 feet away from the stones, and a commercial circus has sprung up around it. There are parking lots, gift shops and ice cream stands nearby. Stonehenge is an awe-inspiring sight, and no travel itinerary around Britain should omit it.

Wednesday, August 1, 2012

Bahlol jandah

Sham S. Misri


Bahlol, jandah, tah, kashkul.
(Bahlol, a ragged habit, and an alms-bowl.)

Bahlol was a Kashmiri saint (fakir). He could well read and write. His brother Ali Mardan Khan was the governor of Kashmir under Shah Jehan’s reign about 1650 A.D. Bahlol did not care for the pomp and show of palace life of his brother. He did not wear the court dress but was happy in wearing of rags (jandah). He had kept an alms bowl (kashkul) for the collection of money. The fakir life of Bahlol was not pleasing to the governor, or to his ministers. Various plans were resorted to for getting Bahlol to accept some distinguished office in the service of the State. Somehow, Bahlol agreed. By the orders of his brother, the governor, he was appointed Deputy-Inspector in the state services. Things went happily for some time. One day it so happened that in the course of his office Bahlol had to ascertain whether the shopkeepers, bankers, baniyas', and others weights were correct or not. While fulfilling his duty honestly he discovered so much distress, fraud and trickery, etc. that he determined to know no more of it. He went back quickly to his house, and discarded the grand dress of a Deputy inspector, for the jandah kashkul. He then again led the life of a fakir.