Almost Got Caught

Sham S. Misri

There were three guys--Sam,an English, an Italian, and a Jewish .They all worked together at a factory. Everyday they noticed that their boss left a little early than the scheduled time. One day, all three of them decide that since their boss left early, they too will do the same.

The next day, they all left early like their boss. The Jewish goes home and hits the bed so that he gets an early start next morning. The Italian goes home and cooks dinner for himself. Sam  too goes home and just when is about to walk into his bedroom he sees his wife in bed with his boss.

He shuts the door and hurries out of the house! The next day, the Italian and Jewish are talking of leaving early again and ask Sam to do the same. "NO", cries Sam, "I almost got caught yesterday."