Waiting Room

Sham S. Misri
I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labour and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, "Congratulations, you're the new father of twins!"

The man replied, "How about that, I work for the Double Decker’s."

Half an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr.Machama’s wife has just had triplets. Mr. Machama stood up and said, "Well, how do you like that, I work for the 3G Company."

The gentleman who was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, "I think I need a breath of fresh air." The man continued, "I work for 7-UP."