Jokes

Sham S. Misri
 

Three men – an Italian, a Spaniard, and a Jew – were about to be executed. Each was asked what he would like as his last meal!

The Italian requested for a pizza. He was served it and executed.

The Spaniard requested for paella (Spanish meal of rice). He was served it and executed.

The Jew requested fresh strawberries.

“But they are out of season!” said the head of the firing squad.

“Then I will wait.” said the Jew.