World conference of Medical Sciences

Sham S. Misri

              Three scientists, an American, a German, and an Indian, were talking and praising about the technological advances their respective countries had achieved in the field of medicine.

The American said "In Washington, there was a baby boy born without arms so we attached artificial arms on him. And now that he's grown up and has become a boxer and a gold medalist!”

The German replied, "That's nothing to what we have achieved. Back in Berlin, there was a baby girl born without legs so we attached a pair of artificial legs on her. Now she is a two time marathon gold medalist!”

The Indian with hiccups said, “Is that all you have achieved just gold medalists?  In India we had a baby boy born without a head!

“A baby without a head,” Said the American.

“Yes”, replied the Indian.

Did he survive? The American said.

“Yes, we attached a COCONUT and called him… NUT……and he has grown up and now he is the Minister!" The Indian said.